the Illuminati:General disclaimer

From the Illuminati

General Disclaimer: Illuminati membership has been known to cause the following conditions: megalomania, paranoia, false abduction scenarios, real abduction scenarios, disappearance, delusions of grandeur, and worst of all grandeur itself. A small percentage of Illuminated Members may also experience sudden fantastic wealth, private jets, and $100,000 diamond studded cell phones. Use with caution, and forget that you read this.