Current events
From the Illuminati
BLOW YOURSELF ARMAGEDDON
The White House
We've been in charge over there for a while, things are going swimmingly as you probably have gathered by recent drops in the dollar and increased deficit spending.
The US Presidential Elections
Our pact with the Bush and Clinton families is paying dividends. Hilary will win this year's "election" and will serve us for eight years. While plans for 2016 are still under development, there is no reason not to support Jeb Bush when it comes his turn, and then Chelsea Clinton, who will be 44 in 2024, after him. The Bushes and Clintons have both been very sympathetic to our cause and have advanced our policies every time we've asked.
In the very unlikely event that Hilary fails to win in November, we have prepared H.R.5122, which allows George Bush to declare martial law and continue as president until a suitable replacement is found.
>> I believe it is wise to declare martial law. the monkeys are getting out of hand.
